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    I Wish I Were Santa
    
    Author: Dirty Old Pervert
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    (Added on Dec 30, 2007)
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    There are some things your parents may not have told you about Santa Claus. | 
   
 
 
   
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    | Reviewer: 
    Nemz
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        A very good light story. No action, but tons of comedy. I wouldn't mind seeing an expanded version of the story, showing how Santa captures the women, what his "home" is like, how he trains them, etc. (8/10) 
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        - Replied by: 
DirtyOldPervert
  (Edit)  (Jan 4, 2008)
 
        - Thank you for the review.  I agree:  This story is heavy on spoof and VERY light on porn.  The other two I posted are both far more graphic.
 You may be interested to know that one of the old Dutch stories of Santa involved him being assisted -- not by elves -- but by Moorish slaves.  Santa would give presents to good children, but he would either beat bad children, or he would carry them to Spain in a sack.  This is what Dutch parents used to tell their children.  Intriguing thought . . .  
       
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