- THE END? -
So, what is the moral of this story?
A. Be careful what you ask for, cause you just may get it?
B. He who laughs last, laughs best?
C. Pull your own weight before someone does it for you?
D. There's no such thing as a free cherry meal?
E. Don't get mad, get even?
F. The bigger they are, the harder they fall?
G. Fix your little, red wagon before someone else does it for you?
H. Revenge is a dish (bon appetite!), best served cold?
I. Walk softly and carry a big stick?
J. SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE YOUR WAY TO FIRMER THIGHS, HIPS, AND BUTTOCKS
BY PRACTICING WITH YOUR THIGHMASTER EVERYDAY?
* Yes - most of this is a true story I heard from a kid (as a matter of fact,
I just contacted him a few months ago) when I was in sixth grade Kerry (the
teacher heard the details too and by the look on her face, she was disturbed),
but it happened to a guy (I changed it to include female characters cause,
darn, it's not fair). We were sharing stories about our most embarassing
moments (and little kids don't lie in such detail) in the back of a 79 Buick
Century stationwagon on a field trip when he told me this. Glad you liked the
story. However, I made up A LOT of this stuff (videocamera, maps, stun gun,
etc.) but the very basics are true (a bully a few years older (15) than him
(10) tied up naked all day). My friend did move the next day, the girls did
take photos and abuse, and the bully peed on a tree. Goes to show that people
mind their own business (go ahead and try it by pretending to do this to a
friend on a summer vacation day and let him/her wear skin-colored clothes and
see for yourself how indifferent people are). I don't care what anybody says,
teenage girls are just as cruel.
* If they did make a movie (topless only), who'd play the characters? Mia
Farrow/Sissy Spacek as Carrie? Jenny McCarthy/Pamela Anderson as Kate/Vicki?
Tina Shaw/Anna Nicole Smith as Tina? Sean?
* Before you women flame me, please do me one favor.
Visualize for 20 seconds as you consider Dean Cain (Superman), a Chippendale
dancer, or any other 'man of your dream'. Now, ask yourself.....What would you
do if a tall, dark-haired, handsome, hot, hungry, LEAN, SWEATY, TANNED, LEGGY,
BEEFY HUNK with A BUTT in a compromising position was dragged before you?
_ _ Consider again. What would you do with an OPEN-LEGGED HUNK with
( \ _| |_ / ) PECS, LEAN BELLY, SUN-BURNT SUPPLE YOUNG SKIN, constantly
| |\ | /| | clanging HOT BALLS retracting at the slightest touch, a SWEATY,
|^|/__ _ \|^| ROUND BUTT, BEEFY LEGS, and a THICK 8 INCH semi-soft MEAT
/ | \ slapped and curled against his body as it slowly comes to full
|| _|__ | 10 INCH ERECT STIFFNESS right before your eyes (I know 10 - 12
| /8\ | inchers are very rare, but they do exist if you look for them
- let's also assume this guy had a reputation with the gals, taunted the kid,
and so the kid showed off his gigantic horse-hung cock with a little red
ribbon tied around it to the whole world). Or let's assume it was a young wife
dragging his unfaithful, non-child supporting husband around, totally butt
naked, 2 shiny balls, lying on his back all scrunched up, strong, silent,
dark-haired, Dean Cain-boyish stud type without glasses, arms over head (and
legs above heart making his blood flow down into his erect penis, sun-burnt,
sweaty buns barely fit in wagon? Imagine a Playgirl magazine pin-up. Would
you:
1. "Sneak a peek" at his big bouncy BALLS and his 10 INCH COCK that reaches
to his bellybutton as his THICK STIFF MEAT sways and wobbles in your
hands while assuring him it's OK, that your not going to hurt him,
look directly at his penis, the kid, speak to him in the 3rd person,
avoid direct eye contact, take his red, bikini briefs out of the basket,
stroke up and down for brief second, say you're sorry, and then try to
half-ass plead the kid into releasing him? And then call up your friends?
2. Assume it was a kid on a joy-ride pulling his pal from a distance as they
whiz by and scream (if he could)? A kid pulling an adult against his
will? C'mon, a kid is not strong enough to force an adult against his
will. It couldn't happen, right? Or could it? But how? Nah, couldn't be.
3. Immediately lift, suck voraciously, and pull his hard meat (slipping off
once) for all it's worth, standing up and using the full weight of your
body until it's 12 inches, methodically examining his body, spanking/
caressing his hard buttocks while not talking, and opening up his pee-pee
hole putting a lollipop stick in it, while stroking mechanically to try
to get him to explode (to no avail), but cracking him in the balls until
he did (and peed - while you're directing the hose), while getting your
brother's mail-order penis suction machine at full strength and removing
it, only to see his throbbing penis swollen, red, huge, and bleeding at
the root? Then, rub suntan oil on his entire bod. Tell him you'll release
him if he cums again...but lie. Go get your camera, call up your friends..
4. Somewhat fondle, take pictures (to keep for yourself forever, and to
show to your girlfriends), and then try hard to release him? But, in a
crowd, fight and get your ass kicked? Perhaps even hoping that he'll be
your boyfriend afterwards?
5. Be in complete shock and just watch until it was too late to help him as
the wagon rolled on? (remember, you don't know what's going on at first,
and you never read this story). Be Honest! ___
Suffice it to say, most young girls, I think, would cup / \ ___
and fondle his balls just a little, and then grab his | |/ \
meat and beat it a few times. Some would at least french \ | |
kiss the rounded tip down to the line. Most would be \___/| /
tempted to take pictures in case they never saw a fine \___/
specimen again, which they wouldn't (and show to their girlfriends - being the
first on the block, like girls typically like to brag). Then, all would rush
to get on the telephone and tell their friends.
/ \
( | | | It's your decision. You walk out of your
\_o___|___o__/ / house one fine summer day and you see a kid
\ / _ \ / bicycling up to you. You see someone behind
\/_ _\ / him moaning. Suddenly, you see a strong,
/__ o __| \ silent type sulking. He's hungry (and lean).
/ - \ His skin is sun-tanned. Cute. Butt-cheeks
/ \ / \ underneath visible. His cheeks turn red. You
______/____\_ / | stare, and then you notice he's wearing
(|_}__________ ) | nothing but painted-on briefs! Slowly becoming
/ /(_) | stiff. Once in a lifetime - totally naked guy,
/ (_) \ | legs spread WIDE, jingle balls, arms behind
/ / \ | neck, little red ribbon tied around his
| / \___| genetically-blessed banana. He's ripe - 17 yrs.
| / young. You're ripe. It's curled against his
| \ tummy. Gravity weighing it down. Do you assist against gravity?
| | He can't do nothing curled up in a scrunched position lying
| / down. He's strong, well-built. dark-haired, square-faced.
| / One of his former girlfriends feels she was cheated by him and
she's taking revenge. The kind of guy that looks good in a suit and tie, and
turns heads on the street. The kind of guy with the gorgeous smile you dream
about spending a romantic evening with at the dance ball. But now, this
sensitive hunk (and former Chippendale dancer) is wearing the latest in
fashion - nothing but 2 pieces of rope, a little red ribbon, and a black bow-
tie around his neck. He squirms and tugs. Limbs are useless. His 5th limb is
at your disposal. He's doing the splitz, he can do nothing. His joystick is
throbbing, his manly chest so comforting. You have a videocamera inside. The
kid pulls up to you, unties a ribbon wrapped around his legs and he's doing
the splitz. The kid tears off his briefs and..........?
* Let's see more of little-known UK actress Tina Shaw in movies! If you enjoyed
this story, can anybody pull some strings? What producer/casting director/
magazine can I/you e-mail?
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